For over two decades, theologians worldwide have pondered what the Gods (311) meant when they spoke of "Stealing Happy Hours" in the book of Transistor 21:8–9, 15–18.

I too have struggled to interpret such a CRYPTIC passage, but now I have seen the top of the mountain — and it is good.

This Monday, on the Day of our Lords, I will embark once more on my annual pilgrimage to the "Inner Light Spectrum", but this time, I will walk it in steps:

1. First, by stealing Nite Owl's happy hour from 5 - 7 P.M. for an extravaganza of the five senses, including 311-themed food AND drink specials;

2. Second, for a private, auditory worship of 311's opus, "Transistor” (beer and wine provided; location TBA);

3.11. And third, by ending our pilgrimage at an establishment RENOWNED for their undying love of all things 311, brothers lounge! 😘😘😘

Let's ensure this 3/11 is a "Beautiful Disaster" of epic proportions. "Don't Stay Home" after work this Monday!